I took it upon myself to spend 4 hours breaking down an a capella version of the "Donkey Kong Rap" into into individual .wav files for each syllable present in the song.
A further 4 hours was then spent stringing these files together to perform CODA's "Bloody Stream". The issue with this is that the lyrics of "Bloody Stream" are almost entirely in Japanese so the syllabic mapping isn't exactly 100%.
Upon uploading this to YouTube I came to the realisation that maybe 3 people on the planet might appreciate this.
Well... Words fail me.
If you're the kind of bizarre person who wants to hurt your ears then check this out: